It's Time To Meet The Squad

Let's meet the squad for 2010, I would say that the order is random, but I just took it straight from the letter that Mel sent out;

Pictures will probably be added once the Team Archivist gets her hands on enough pictures.

Dave Smith (Coach) - according to The Urban Dictionary, "Dave" is defined as "A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group." - "Oh man, I was the Dave of the party.". So he's got that going for him.

Esther Coppin (Team Manager) - if she'd married Garry instead of Geoff, she'd be Esther Bester. Please let that be the first time that joke has been used.

Garry Bester (Therapist) - he's part analyst and part therapist, what we call an Anal-Rapist. Thank you Arrested Development.

Anthony Collinder - we call him Tonah because once you get him on your hands, he's impossible to get rid of. Either that or because he likes Ice Cream Conah's, one of those.

Ryan Miller - a.k.a. Ryza, a.k.a. Ryanair. He's your go-to-guy for cheap European flights.

Alex McPhie - The Mac, in England he'd just be known as The Raincoat.

Kyle Dohnt - Bav. True story, he once asked for A VB so many times one day, that he started slurring badly and saying B AV, and it stuck. Not a true story.

Renee Hulls - will be known as Renee Sculls by the end of Presentation Night.

Kylie Malone - Malone is an Irish name, Ryanair is an Irish airline. I see a conspiracy here...

Karen Moss - Mossy, not Mossey and definitely not Moosey. Brisbane's greatest captain was a redhead named Vossy. I'm definitely seeing some parallels here.

Lee Jacobs - much more commonly known as Lee Lemons It's Not A Sexual Thing, Lemons for short.

Rebecca Michelini - likes to go to restaurants and award them Michelini stars, also owns the Michelini tyre company.

Girl To Be Named Later - Very popular with people at nightclubs. "Tonight I am definitely going home with Girl To Be Named Later"

Lauren Atkin (Team Subject Matter Expert) - Surely if Loz can give up the drink for nine months, Tonah can give it up for the nine days in Queensland? Definitely not I think... Get your own blog Tonah...

Elisa Caldwell (Team Archivist) - if you think someone is watching you, you are probably right. She has a powerful zoom lens, a lightning fast trigger finger and a sixth sense for nip-slips. I think she killed Princess Di...