The Human Centipede

I thought for sure that after sitting through The Human Centipede (Rated MA for Mouth to Ass) that I had seen the worst movie of 2010, and then came the Wednesday video session at Dave's. 20 minutes of Loz standing against a net and Leesy drinking tea, and that was with some liberal use of the fast forward button.

To be fair, the special effects were pretty good, one time Tonah ran behind Loz and by the time he came out on the other side, his beard was a full two-centimetres longer. Please read that as a compliment to Tonah's beard-growing ability, rather than a comment on the slowness of Tonah or the pregnantness of our Subject Matter Expert.

However once Leesy had finished her tea and moved behind the camera, the action started to pick up, and for a review of what happened in that session, you should read the blog entry titled, "I'm On A Horse", don't worry I'll wait...I'm particularly happy with the strap-on joke...that was a good one...and we are done.

So watching the session back, we had the opportunity to learn a few things. Firstly, when everyone runs to the right spot and cuts with purpose, it's a pretty thing to watch. Secondly, that ability to make the parallel pass and reset the attack is very handy. Thirdly, at some point in time, Dave will squeeze the ball so hard that it will explode. Fourthly, someone will be standing in the way when the ball does explode so we won't capture it on camera.

Other important news to come out of another wet and cold Wednesday evening... it was Mossy's last day at Barloworld Holden. To make her feel better, we insisted that The Mac order his pizza with no anchovies so as to maintain good oral freshness. That however didn't seem like much of a gift compared to the bunch of flowers she had already gotten, so we made her Vice Captain as well.

Then with the Vice Captaincy already out of the bag, it was announced that Beardo would be Captain. "Hey Beardo, vote Quimby!"

So, have you ever been out with a bunch of netballers and you've heard a complete stranger shout out across the room, "Hey Bavro, you're the bomb!" Of course you have, but you have slightly misheard what was being said, this internet-savvy, weather-curious stranger was actually saying, "Hey Bavro, you're the BOM". That's because in my spare time I'm a semi-professional weather man known as The Bavro Of Meteorology, or The BOM.

Visit me online at www.bom.gov.au don't be confused by the .gov part, I'm not an elected official, that actually refers to my preferred payment methods, Gin Or Vodka

The Bavro Of Meteorology is predicting rain for this evening and lots of it. That will be two gin squashes, thanks.